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Rojo Ricer
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« on: May 22, 2009, 09:58:26 AM » |
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Ok, ive got one garanteed to entertain. Since I've been coming off as ricy in my more recent posts. I bring the happenings of this morning as a gift and ask for forgiveness for recent ricerness. I shall delay no further comrades, enjoy. So, I had a friend over for the night, consoling (fagging) it up on the 360 playing gears of war 2. ladeeda, lots of lo-carb monster. i was planning on having pizza rolls when i saw my father has purchased a pack of 40 earlier that day, he had eaten about 10 for lunch, so i went to go make the rest of the bag for me and my comrade. but, theres f u c k i n g 3 pizza rolls left in the bag, 3, who the f u c k eats that many in one day, and who the f u c k leaves 3 in a bag. so we didnt have any food, and decided to go to dennys with some fellow broskis who had been up playing far cry 2 all night. ladee da, i got lost and delayed it all about a half hour cause i dont know s h i t for directions outside my neighborhood. we eat our breakfast, and decide to come back to my house to lol it up on rockband 2. i see a mysterious car in front of me... it...appears to be a honda...but it has no emblem...still, a honda it is, and my god, if only i had some photographical proof of how big his exhaust was... i mean... you could fit half a baby in that thing no problem, just sick... absolutely sick. so, i decided to lower my window, stick my head out and yell, HEY, HEY YOU, YEA...WANNA RACE?! i repeat this several times only to remain unanswered, he must be enjoying his limo tinted windows. then the light turns green, and hes farting more than a mexican that just found 89 cents on the floor (...taco bell welfare menu joke fyi...) and this guy is serious, of course i try to humor him, but my little 4 cyl vtec can only do so much bone stock. i was suprised at how quickly he took off, i actually may think he may have had a turbo in there, i couldnt hear if there was though since his exhaust made more noise than....f u c k...cant think of anything witty... something really f u c k i n g loud. anyways, hes going through tight gaps in traffic, only to have to brake suddenly behind another car, making his fast and furious lane changes quite pointless. I end up right behind him at the next light, and rev my engine really loudly like an asshole would, to let him know im ready for revenge in round two. so again, the light turns green, but he slowly moves up, but as soon as i go to pass him in the merge lane, HES OFF, and i could have chosen to follow him (like i did yesterday with this guy who had horrible custom decals and body mods to his huge diesel truck, the white knight, as he might have liked to been called, tag read W KNIGHT, so meh) but i cant be f u c k e d following this guy, as i come up to the turn into my neighborhood, and realize, i need to s h i t the end.
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Rojo Ricer
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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2009, 06:04:27 PM » |
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also, in case this may seem unclear, i was not racing, never mean to imply i was racing or anything like that. just called him out to see what he would do
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vkbl111
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2009, 07:14:28 AM » |
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what was the point?
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Rojo Ricer
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2009, 03:13:10 PM » |
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to see if he was stupid enough to go ahead and accept a race challenge like that, as i said, an exhaust big enough to fit half a baby in
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vkbl111
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2009, 08:21:21 PM » |
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so... let me get this straight
u f u c k i n g reved at this f u c k e r for no reason
and you are calling him rice
w.e
i think ur just someone who does not accept his own rice... just cuz his exhaust is big doesnt mean its useless.. he might have had a turbo as you yourself said, then that exhaust would have made sense
just.. ugh w.e headache
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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2009, 08:24:55 AM » |
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Rojo... Once again... You would be my hero if being a total dumbass would be cool.
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The German look at the suspension, the American look at the engine, the Italian look at the interior, the Japanese look at everything, the Redneck doesn't look at anything, the Canadian look at the girl selling it...
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Rojo Ricer
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2009, 09:43:36 AM » |
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i didnt rev for no reason.... f u c k i n g did that after he went ahead and was weaving through traffic like a dick only to have to stop as soon as he changed lanes... all whilst i stayed back doing the speed limit watching him make an a s s of himself... then i revved my engine when i ended up behind him at the next light... and how the f u c k can i be rice if the only thing i ever bought for my car is gas?
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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2009, 08:42:38 PM » |
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"so, i decided to lower my window, stick my head out and yell, HEY, HEY YOU, YEA...WANNA RACE?!"
oh yea... he was the ricer
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Rojo Ricer
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2009, 08:50:36 PM » |
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...you dont understand do you... i didnt really want to race.... ugh... forget it, you obviously are more retarded than me at this present moment... and i thought i was as stupid as anyone could get on here... this now means whenever you have called or will call anyone ricer, rice bag, rice anything, that it means absolutely nothing because you have a mental disorder
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twinkie
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2009, 01:21:35 PM » |
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its ok rojo i do s h i t like that to rice too only i normally win in a race cuz yes i do street race once in a blue moon so its all good dont listen to them they are just tards lol i would have done the same except i would have been laughing cuz his exhaust would have been bigger than mine and mine is pretty big
the only thing i would give you s h i t about is the fact that i had to imagine what you were talking about 70% of the time cuz you make absolutly no sense sometimes lol
so dont feel bad or pissed off at them i would have done the same thing and i dont consider myself rice and none of my friends consider me rice lol the next time he is on talk to 2slogeo he is my friend and i call him rice all the time me and him riced out his geo metro on purpose which was to make people laugh and say wtf are you serious lol i started a thread on it check it out
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--Yes I am aware my civic is 1.6L and your Mountain Dew is 2.0L --"Having sex should be like driving a Honda, slow, obscene, and loud enough for the neighbors to hear."  |
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Rojo Ricer
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2009, 06:05:25 PM » |
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already saw it... i would sell my soul for that car... and uh... still, yet again... i wasnt racing... also when i wrote this, i had been up for around 50 hours or so
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« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2009, 02:48:05 PM » |
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To me the real rice is attitide. If you drive like an idiot..... How about respect for others. If a person doens't have an engine that is fast but pretends to be, what is it then?? If a driver revs his engine to someone and doesn't go, what is it??? What if you rev your engine to someone and they take off and you done',Than thaat person who takes off hurts themself. what is that? Darn I need to find that video with two ricers trying to race a vette. Hey I found it. I found the video on yutube about a ricer trying to race a corvette. here it is.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OQB43hslFs |
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Rojo Ricer
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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2009, 09:26:50 PM » |
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...ugh.. while the video was enjoyable, im just going to give up on this entire thread as i dont think people can understand the story and seem to pick and choose parts of it to turn it into their own "choose your own rice adventure" story. also, f u c k i n g corvette flew, made me happy
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2009, 10:35:54 PM » |
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no, wait, come back, don't give up on this thread. I need more posts.
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Rojo Ricer
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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2009, 10:47:13 PM » |
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ok, me too!
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