2 things, this is my first kill story! yay

! 2nd remember my car (except for the suspension) is bone stock atm.
So I'm driving down highway 2 with my negro amigo TJ when TJ taps me on the shoulder and says, "Listen" and turns down my radio. I could hear it, rice! My eyes started to dart around looking for it when BAM! None other then some UGLY a s s green 4 door civic pulls up next to me, with a giant fart can under the rear bumper and some altezzas... and if that weren't enough, a gigantic gold honda logo on his rear windshield. He decided to rev up on me since we were at a stop light (not too hard to be the only two people at a stoplight in Lincoln, Nebraska). I smiled and flicked off my O/D, figuring, you know, why the h e l l not. The light turned green and no sooner then I hear his fart can I'm already 2 car lengths ahead of him, probably because he didn't think I was actually gonna take his challenge since he was in his super cool family sedan, so he tried to catch up but by then it didn't really matter, I beat him to the next light and had to turn off anyways, I rewarded myself with pizza and savored my first victory

. Oh... by the way...
DORITOS!?!?!?